Mr Zogs - Quick Humps Warm To Mild Tropic Water Sex Wax
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Hey wave chaser! Crank up the glide and lock in your ride with Mr Zog’s Sex Wax Quick Humps — the surf wax built for water temps around 14 °C to 23 °C. This soft‑but‑stable formula delivers serious grip underfoot when the swell’s mellow and the water’s moving. Whether it’s dawn patrol or a relaxed afternoon set, you’ll stay steady and ready to roll. And yes — that name comes with a wink, because surfing should be fun.
Why is it called Sex Wax?Back at the start, Zog asked his friend and artist, Hank Pitcher, to design a label for the new surf wax. Hank went bold and chose the name “Sex Wax” because it sounded phonetically cool. Zog loved it too — it was attention‑grabbing, a little absurd, and a clever send‑up of Madison Avenue’s never‑ending flirtation with using sex to sell things.
Naming the product “Sex Wax” has sparked all kinds of stories — from letters of confused “satisfaction” to surf shops banning the logo at family parks. And you know what? That’s kind of the point: the world needs a little humour, and a solid wax job.
| Details: 5x - Hard surfboard wax designed for water temperatures between 21 °C – 29 °C for optimal traction and board control | Care: Apply to a clean, dry board deck. Create light texture if desired. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct heat to maintain performance.