Mr Zogs - Quick Humps Cold to Cool Water Sex Wax
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Hey wave chaser! Keep your footing steady and your vibes smooth with Mr Zog’s Sex Wax – Cold to Cool. Designed for water temps between 9 °C and 20 °C, this extra-soft formula gives you the perfect balance of grip and glide when the ocean’s got a chill. Whether you’re carving dawn patrol lines or hanging ten on a mellow afternoon swell, this iconic wax keeps you locked in and ready to roll. Performance you can feel — with a name you’ll never forget.
Why is it called Sex Wax?
In the beginning, Zog asked his friend and artist, Hank Pitcher, to design a label for the new surf wax. Not one to shy away from controversy, Hank came up with a visually intriguing logo bearing the name “Sex Wax.” Hank liked the name because it sounded phonetically cool. Zog liked it because it was attention-grabbing, absurd, and a perfect spoof on Madison Avenue’s not-so-subtle attempts to use sex to sell a product.
Naming the product “Sex Wax” has led to some hilarious misunderstandings, some great stories, and a few amazing letters from satisfied — but confused — customers. There are those who’ve been offended by the name and refused to buy it. There are those who’ve banned the logo from schools and family amusement parks. And then there are those who read the label and smile, knowing the world needs all the humor it can get.
| Details: Extra-soft surf wax ideal for cold to cool water temperatures (9 °C – 20 °C) for maximum traction and control | Care: Apply evenly to a clean, dry board deck; refresh as needed for consistent grip. Store out of direct sunlight or heat to maintain texture.